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Soapy IAQ’s
(Infrequently Asked Questions)
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I am right handed and have been using Ivory soap
because my wife does the shopping. Don't get me wrong I would like to do my own
shopping but after having my morning smoke and finding myself in a large
shopping area with everyone staring at me I find it necessary to yodel to protect
myself. Well the manager asked me to leave but because he spoke a foreign
language I thought that he wanted me to remove my clothes stand in
amongst the fresh fruits and yodel louder louder to increase business which
brings me to my question I noticed that I have developed a rash on my left
“cheek” being right handed I find it difficult to self examine this area
without turning into a pretzel it is even more difficult while balancing oneself
on Florida grapefruits nude yodeling and being unduly harassed by older women
requesting I yodel Barry Manilow’s version of stairway to heaven. What words of
wisdom do you have for me do you have a soap that would help me ?
LE
grand orange
- Dear Le: Yes, and although my first impression would be to
suggest that you try the Witch Hazel & Lemon, I think that you already
know your answer: Turn the other cheek!
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